You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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