it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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