You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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