Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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