When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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