Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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