Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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