My friends, they love my intelligence
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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