He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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