addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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