dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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