Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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