Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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