haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
