After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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