ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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