Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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