Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I just found puke in my bra..
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Randomize
