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go home
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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