Im at strip club and am horny
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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