As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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