oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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