I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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