I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
