so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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