You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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