I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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