Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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