Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
