he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
