This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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