You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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