i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Randomize
