So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My ass is underappreciated
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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