She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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