on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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