All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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