How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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