i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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