So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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