is your mom at the bar?
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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