Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Randomize
