Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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