I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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