Im at strip club and am horny
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
only you would photoshop your dick
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
