Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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