Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
