can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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