i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Randomize
