I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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