White coat. Heels.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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