i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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