I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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