Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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