hotel room ftw
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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