Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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