Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Randomize
